Top Excuses - What Everyone's Using
The most popular excuses in Work, School, and Funny categories.
Top 10 Work Excuses
My smartwatch exploded.
My glasses broke this morning.
I'm helping a lost elderly person.
My building is being fumigated.
My partner is stranded somewhere.
My identity was stolen overnight.
My Wi-Fi was abducted by aliens.
There’s a suspicious package outside.
I'm experiencing severe back pain.
I locked myself out of the house.
Top 10 School Excuses
I left my homework at home.
The water main broke in my area.
I had to go to immigration early.
The school entrance was blocked.
The power went out during online class.
My neighbor had an emergency.
I got caught in a flash mob.
My printer ran out of ink last night.
I slipped on the stairs.
I was studying so hard I overslept.
Top 10 Funny Excuses
Gravity was extra strong today.
The fridge refused to open.
A cloud looked like a dragon and I panicked.
My banana went missing.
I was playing hide and sleep.
I ran out of sarcasm.
I got too involved in a soap opera.
I accidentally time traveled.
I forgot how to door.
I tripped over my own shadow.