Funny Excuses

For casual situations among friends — not for serious commitments. Use responsibly.

• “My cat scheduled a mandatory meeting with the laser pointer.”
• “I accidentally joined a time‑zone from the future. I’ll be on time tomorrow.”
• “My Wi‑Fi was abducted by aliens and just returned.”
• “I got stuck debugging my toaster’s firmware.”

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